When I was little I wanted to have hair like a pirate.
Just look at me now, dad.

I'd marry pizza, f*ck tacos and kill wings.

One time I ran over my fish. It was tragic.

I enjoy a good pun– it's Tyler with an eye,
but you probably already figured that out.


Dying to hear how my fish got run over? LET'S CHAT

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